this one time my grandma met queen latifa in a gas station bathroom and my grandma saw her come out of a stall and she was like “QUEEN LATIFAH” and then queen latifah said “HOW U DOIN” and walked out
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Let's take a moment to apreciate the great jokes of The Beatles in press conferences/interviews
- Interviewer: How do you feel about the campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?
- Paul: We have a campaign of our own to stamp out Detroit
- Interviewer: Were your parents performers?
- John: Me dad used to say that me mum was a great performer
- Fan: Ringo, I started drumming by listening to you and copying your drumming
- Ringo: You're never gonna get anywhere if you listen to me
- Interviewer: Lots of bands are as good as you, why did you come out on top?
- George: We have the record deal
- Interviewer: What musician do you think takes your songs and performs them the best?
- John: Us
- Interviewer: Do you date much?
- Ringo: What are you doing tonight?
- Interviewer: The French have not made their mind up about the Beatles. What do you think of them?
- Paul: Oh, WE like the Beatles, they`re gear!
- Interviewer: How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?
- John: They are not imitating us, because we don`t wear Beatle wigs.
- Interviewer: Where'd you get the idea for the haircuts?
- John: Where'd you get the idea for yours?
- Interviewer: Paul, what do you expect to find here in Australia?
- John: Australians, I should think.
- Interviewer: How about you other guys, how do you feel about Ringo being nominated for president?
- John: We think he should win. Definitely in favor.
- George: Yes.
- Interviewer: Would you make them part of your cabinet?
- Ringo: I'd have to, wouldn't I?
- George: I could be the door.
- Ringo: I'd have George as treasurer.
- John: I could be the cupboard.
- Ringo: George looks after the money.
“…even though Esther has died, we will continue to do projects with her. Because it will be when we work to decrease world suck and when we show our love for others that Esther will be with us most.”
Happy Esther Day, everyone!
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I get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say
- someone: you look pretty today
- me: happy birthday
